put your head in the water and breathe

me: I should go shower now
 (five minutes later)
 (another five minutes later)
 (yet another five minutes later)
 (more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

fennecs:

how can you not like chinese food thats like saying you dont like chinese food

night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow

morning of school: nevermind

euphoricmermaid:

i mean like i don’t even care that much about being single but i suppose it would be nice to know someone loves you if you’d had a shit day or whatever but what can ya do